Welcome Please to Doyslovna!

Please to be welcomed to the Doyslovnan Headquarters for
Balkan Fun Guide!

Our goal is being to make this trip to DoyslovnaCyberMediaSite (tm) more fun for Capitalist of all stripes, plaids, genders, and creeds and others. Our friends to hope!

From Balkan Fun Guide, we have provided much comforts for you to enjoy!

Doyslovnan Revolutionary Party

(Information required by 1990 Constitution)

The Doyslovnan Ruling Party (formerly known as the Old Communists League), the majority party, tried to keep us out of this information provider, but the 1990 Constitution wouldn't let them. They couldn't even hide us at the bottom of the list! Ha! So if you want to see the true face of the future of Central Europe, please drop in, take a bong hit, and let us show you the way. Climb on in...

True Face of Doyslovna Attractive Tourist Trappings!

Though we of Ruling Party appreciate Western Decadence truly as only former Communist Party members can, must that we point out Doyslovna provides Decadence — and MORE! To see natural splendor, please take following TOUR!

History of Doyslovna!

History of Doyslovna is fight and fun! Doyslovna is record of Guinness Book holder for "Most-Conquered Country", and more proud Doyslovnans could be never, ever. To learn less or more of Valiant Doyslovna, our famed capital city University of Bog-Piet has prepared notes from the Cliff, as Americans say. Valiant Doyslovna!

National Resources

We Doyslovnans are knowing value of investment. Wall Street Journal rated Doyslovna as Number One Most Exploitable Former Communist Country — three years and to count continue! View fortunes to be spent and made!

Happy Peoples!

Doyslovna is country most historically overrun in World History! (Poland envious, but truth Poles know.) Result? People of all color and creed — and craziness! Meet Doyslovnan Peoples!

Gods For All!

As "Most-Conquered Country", and "Most Exploitable Former Communist Country", Doyslovna knows need for religion of many types, because never to know one which work will. Priests and Businessmen see value of piety Doyslovnan! Hard workers who work harders! Go With God!

Expat Testimonial!

Lawrence "Lippy" Lippincott, Jr., famous to be big game hunter and raconteur of wide renown, tells story of Doyslovnan Success Plan — in Action! Doyslovnans we have thrilled to Cafe Stories from Life of Lippy as extra treat of addition! Fascination and intrigue! Ask Lippy!

Doyslovnan Damsels!

No Fun Guide is finished until L'Amour rears head of jolie-laid. The French know, and passed to Doyslovnans their secrets have! Women in Doyslovna fight and fun with finest! Fem Fun!

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