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i can't believe they even let this guy drive a car.

i just heard a clip of president jackass on the radio. he was speaking at a conference of religious broadcasters (my tax dollars at work, thankyouverymuch), and he began one incoherent paragraph by saying, "...if war is forced upon us..."

forced upon us? 'scuse me if i'm asking an indelicate question, but exactly whose idea was this to begin with?

don't say it was the iraqis', either, and that if they hadn't been misbehaving we wouldn't need to go in and smack them. that's like saying your six-year-old brother made you hit him. real mature, boy george.