no matter how politely it knocks
here's a different spin on some of the icons used at the department of homeland security's terrorism readiness site. some highlights, if you will:
 | in the event of a terrorist attack, best buy will unveil its TERRORIFIC SUPER SALE! |
 | if you think about chemicals long enough, they'll appear. don't think about chemicals. |
 | 12:15, 12:20, 12:25. all good times to think about your wasted materialistic life before you die. |
 | walk blindly into a midget's home. |
 | your phone may be a licensed physician. |
 | you will be bombed at 5:12 today. just saying. |
 | consider moving to one of the solar system's outer planets. |
 | do not open the door for radiation, no matter how politely it knocks. |
 | deny the satanic mutterings of the window. |
 | in the event of an emergency your filing cabinets will become intimidating. do not file or organize for they are tall and angry. |
Comments
Not many things make me laugh until tears come to my eyes, but this one did.
Posted by: paul | February 28, 2003 04:24 PM