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weather report

yesterday i went to the doctor. (i think it has become my hobby.) as i lay there on the table, i felt really cold, so i asked for a sheet to cover up with. "wow," said the doctor, "you're cold? it seems kind of warm in here to me." "yeah," the nurse added, "i'm not cold, either."

"well," i said, my irritation evident, "you're wearing pants."

i got the sheet i'd requested.

Comments

Sheets? What about taking a quilt with you next time..........maybe a courthouse step one.

you could make a special quilt for just this purpose, with a georgia o'keeffe-type motif. lovely!