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today's brilliant plan

fact is i just don't sleep right. on any given day i am:

    a) ready for bed at 9 o'clock
    b) up in the middle of the night
    c) wide awake at 5
    d) some combination of the above -- the variety-pakTM

this morning it was option c). terrible anxiety, couldn't go back to sleep, so i got up, drank a cup of breakast, screwed around on the internet for about an hour, and finished quilting my current project. i am still anxious, but then i haven't felt otherwise for about, oh, three months now, so it's about as normal as anything at this point.

i think i'm not getting enough vigorous physical activity. i was watching the rodeo last night on tv (fun fact about me: did you know i love rodeo?) and it occurred to me that maybe we should buy a steer for me to wrestle, so i could get good and exhausted. he would fit comfortably in the unused garage bay, and i'm pretty sure i could teach him tricks. i think i shall name him chuck.

and, you know, it occurs to me that rodeo would a pretty good way to earn some extra cash. i could rent out chuck to be wrestled on the professional circuit, and there's money in that. but even better, i was thinking we could develop a sophisticated system of signals. that way, when chuck was getting wrestled at the national finals rodeo in las vegas (hey, an excuse to go to las vegas!) i could lay bets and then signal chuck to behave appropriately. big money there. "$100 says that this cowboy dislocates his shoulder. c'mon, chuck, mama needs a new pair of shoes."

then again, maybe lack of sleep has finally caused me to hallucinate. what do you think?

Comments

I think that you have yet to discover the beauty that is Xanax.

or lotsa red wine!

Your grandmother loves the rodeo. She will watch it when your grandfather has gone to bed, oh, 7:30 or so, and love it.
A fact you may not have know.

Little known fact about your little brother. He was signed up to wrestle a steer (at least ride one) at the LSU Rodeo until drill interfeared and caused him to miss the weekend of the big match. Talk about lucky!!! The only problem is you would be too attached to Chuck when it came time for bar-b-q season to be totaly objective about if he should be "put out to pasture".

well, smack my ass and call me phyllis.

wait, don't.

ummm "A MAGICAL ANIMAL!"