Bring it, Furballs

Don’t you love studies that report on the shockingly obvious? “It has been determined that lots of people like ice cream.” A new study found that cats attach to people, especially women, and not just for food. No offense scientists, but you have to be freaking kidding me. Actually, I should read the study, maybe there’s more that’s new in there.

I’m looking at my little manipulators right now. Dudes, I’m very stressed out. Do that “curl up/purring so that I continue feeding you” thing please.