If I Were Joe, I’d Be Dead Now

August 28th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized

My friend Joe sent me this, after I told him my spider and roach stories. Joe, for the love of God, MOVE. Seriously, I would never get another good night’s rest if a spider like that showed up in my apartment. I’d be like my cats, who once saw a mouse run under the stove years ago and have been checking under the stove ever since, hoping for its return. Every night I’d wait in fear of the return of the spider.

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  1. 2 Responses to “If I Were Joe, I’d Be Dead Now”

  2. By Jerk Store Product on Aug 28, 2006

    Knucklehead Friend, the entire city of San Francisco is and for that matter most of Northern California, is Spider infested.

  3. By Stacy Horn on Aug 29, 2006

    Leave California. RUN AWAY.

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