July 17, 2005

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory NEW!

I saw the NEW! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it was scrumpdillyumptious! And I will now tell you a song that I made up. Well, part made up:

Ooompa Loompa Doompety Doo
I have a puzzle ready for you
Ooompa Loompa Doompety Dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

Why can't you can't stop watching TV, Mike Teevee?
Why can't you stop chewing gum, Violet Beauregard?
Augustus, Augustus - why can't you stop eating?
Charlie, Charlie - why is your last name Bucket, Bucket?
Why, oh why, dear Veruca - why can't you stop screaming?

Ooompa Loompa Doompety Doo
I have a puzzle ready for you
Ooompa Loompa Doompety Dee
I have a puzzle ready for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Posted by Z at July 17, 2005 04:16 PM
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When you are 21, you will look back on this poem and say, "Gee, I sure made a lot of sense for a 7-year-old." (And your Mom will say, "Huh?")

Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at July 18, 2005 09:37 AM
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