This song will make you pretty tired and I learned this song at my school. Here it is!
(Editor's note: It's an incomplete file; I'll try re-uploading it later on...)
My brother The Mogul recorded and produced this for me last week.
I saw the NEW! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it was scrumpdillyumptious! And I will now tell you a song that I made up. Well, part made up:
Ooompa Loompa Doompety Doo
I have a puzzle ready for you
Ooompa Loompa Doompety Dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Why can't you can't stop watching TV, Mike Teevee?
Why can't you stop chewing gum, Violet Beauregard?
Augustus, Augustus - why can't you stop eating?
Charlie, Charlie - why is your last name Bucket, Bucket?
Why, oh why, dear Veruca - why can't you stop screaming?Ooompa Loompa Doompety Doo
I have a puzzle ready for you
Ooompa Loompa Doompety Dee
I have a puzzle ready for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
My mom got me this coat at the resale shop last weekend because it matches my blog!

I wore this dress because it also matches my blog, but I don't know where I got it from.
I saw War of the Worlds yesterday with my dad and my brother and my dad's girlfriend.
And it was scary fun - LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER!
It was cooooool. My favorite part was when he spit out the pins and those were the power pins and the robot blew up and the blood fell out of the blood container and then aliens came out of the blood container and that's the end of my favorite part.
I made a card. On the front, it says "Warning: This card contains the F word."
And inside I said this:
