The Mogul's Stories

The P.W.C.S.

The P.W.C.S.

About two weeks ago, as I was walking home from school, something happened that changed my life. It changed my whole life, and I'll never forget what happened.

As I said, it was about two weeks ago, as I was walking home from school. I'd had a pretty normal day. Basics was fun, lunch was boring, and my math teacher was trying to be cool, again. But then something out of the ordinary happened. I was crossing 24th Street when a white van with black spots pulled up. My first thought was that whoever owned that van must love cows. But as the window was rolled down, I realized my mistake. That person didn't just love cows– it WAS a cow!

I was speechless. A cow had just pulled up in a van! I said the first thing that came to mind. "I've already had three servings of dairy today," I said, slightly scared of what that cow could do.

Then the cow spoke. "Hop in," said the cow. "You are being taken to the P.W.C.S."

I was stunned! I mean, a van-driving cow had just asked me to go to the PW.C.S. Headquarters, whatever that was. I quickly decided to get in. I mean, what could a cow do to me? I got inside, and immediately asked him, "What's the P.W.C.S?"

The cow replied, "It stands for People who Worship Cows who are Short. It's a cow fan club, and you'll be questioned to see if you love cows enough."

When we got to the Headquarters, they stuck me in a room with lots of cows and humans. They asked me questions for what seemed like hours, then put me in a smaller room while they decided if I could join.

When they came back with their decision, I knew there was something big going on. They told me that their leader was resigning, and they needed someone to fill in. They had decided that I would be perfect. I couldn't believe it! It was the happiest day of my life. I had just been voted leader of a cow fan club!

For the rest of my childhood, I was the leader of the cows. And when I grew up, I founded an international cow organization. And to think that it started on the happiest day of my life, when I was admitted to the P.W.C.S.