My Lesson
One day, as I was going to the P.W.C.S, I got a phone call. They told me I needed to hurry up and get there, so off I went. As I was going, I was wondering why the P.W.C.S. wanted me there.
As I entered the conversation room at the P.W.C.S. headquarters, I could tell something was wrong. Only half of the board members were there, and a lot of them were pale. Then, one of them spoke. "Help!" he cried. "the Goats have attacked and have destroyed the Great Cheese Mines!"
"What am I supposed to do about it?" I asked.
"You have been voted as the ambassador for the Cows," another cow replied. "You will go to Barnyard HQ tomorrow to speak on behalf of the cows."
The next day, I went to the Barnyard HQ and met with the other animals. At the meeting were the Cows, Sheep, Horses, Goats, Chickens and Donkeys. The Sheep and Horses joined the Cows side at the meeting, while the Chickens joined the Goats. The F.U.N. (or Farm United Nations) failed to convince the Goats to give up, and they left very angry.
As I left, a Goat ambassador came over to me. I tried to avoid him, but he caught me. Then, he grabbed me! He threw me into the ambassadors' van and drove off!
When I was taken out of the van, I was at an old…milk factory? Some goats took me to a milk factory? I thought goats made milk - not got it from factories. Those milk wannabees! No wonder goat milk tastes fake.
Anyway, they told me to betray the Cows. When I refused, they tied me up and left me in the fake milk factory. They said they would come for me when the war was over.
My lesson learned? Never get involved in a war between farmland animals. And never, ever let anyone take you to a milk factory. It smells like wet goats - and trust me, that stinks!
This is better than Kafka. Seriously.
You're beginning to worry me a bit though. Let us know when you escape from the factory.
Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 9, 2005 06:53 PMI escape in the last story of this part of the series, when the Farmland War begins in the whole galaxy. It's going to be like a world war, but on a much bigger scale. And don't worry, I wash out the goat smell... eventually...
Posted by: Da Mogul at April 10, 2005 10:03 PMMore stories! We demand satisfaction! The cows must be allowed to speak through their vessel!
Posted by: The Pieman at April 27, 2005 11:05 AMI will be writing more cow stories over the summer, the homework has been piling up. I think I'm gonna expand on the Jew Crew as well.
Posted by: The Mogul at May 5, 2005 07:26 AM