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End the Tyranny!

The Tyranny of The Island has oppressed the people of Brooklyn long enough! We, the Gowanus Revolutionary Party, call upon all Outer Borough Citizens and Friends of Freedom to join with the Borough of Neighborhoods and Churches i n

REVOLUTION!

Overthrow Meanhattan and its Minions:

Wall Street Money Madmen
- They pick our pockets and drive big cars!
Madison Avenue Mesmerizers
- They force us to buy trinkets and trash!
Publishing Illuminati
- They fill our heads with Pornography and Nonsense!
New Media Hacker Brain Controllers
- They brainwash our minds with secret rays!
Other Dogs and Lizards On Two Legs
- Give them the ASPCA Treatment!

OUR PLAN!

Destroy all Bridge and Tunnel access from Manhattan
Make the Historic Brooklyn Bridge charge a Big Toll for Meanhattanites to cross
Raise tariffs on Canolis
Invade Staten Island

If you, Dear Reader and Comrade, feel solidarity with our cause, please send money or surplus weapons (AK-47s preferred; no Uzis, please).

Note: Donations not tax deductible.

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Morgan Noel
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