Our Buddha who art in Nirvana, hallowed be thy Easter Egg, where the leprechauns roam with the selkies, Baba Yaga will always follow behind with her pestle, while the Prophet Isiah and Santa Claus watch over you, forever and ever, Imsh'Allah.
Under this system (also known as "the Smorgasbord
System"), every major world religion, plus a scattering of smaller cults
voted on by referendum, have been combined into one giant State
Religion. Each citizen of Doyslovna is well-versed in all the major religions, though each class of citizen has a special concentration.
For example, in our Industrial working class, our vigorous workers know their place and the value of hard work, as taught to them by combination of Catholicism and Hinduism. As a result, we have the fewest worker revolts of any former Communist country!
And in the higher classes, there is a definite tendency toward Episcopalianism!
Doyslovna wanted an ethnic flavor for the tourist trade, so Calvin took aspects of ancient Gaelic religions, added some Russian folk spices, mixed it all up in a Scandinavian pot, and the result is a heady stew of dances, church services, and naked pagan ritual that is guaranteed to please!
And our new getaway Meditation Condominiums and Dachas (based on the famous Angkor Wat) will be for open for occupation by the end of 1995! A perfect place for busy executives to contemplate World Peace, or just a piece of the action!
Now, some may question whether or not a Smorgasbord System can actually work. But Calvin Parker has no doubts. After all, it's what he almost finished a dissertation on!
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