Why laugh?
Because this text is probably meaningless.
But read it anyway, you might learn something.
For instance: the cactus is not actually a vegetable.The cactii first
arrived from
Plutron in
6,000 BCThey
released several albums in the early 1970s, but they weren't
very good.You may remember them
as Smudgy Inkfoot and his
Newsboy Band.Then again, you may
not.
They cut you up in butcher school, threw you out of the Academy of
Garbage. You'll be a joker all your life, a student at the Komedy
Kollege.
All except for Cain and Abel and the hunchback of Notre Dame, everyone is making love or else expecting rain.