...from a FRENCH LOVE MANUAL (1687)...

"Penises that are too long or fat are not the best either for procreation or recreation," wrote Dr. Nicolas Venette in his Tableau de l'Amour Conjugale . "They irritate women and signify nothing special." His book was very popular and went into twelve editions.

But, perhaps the ultimate advice on the subject came from the Roman poet, Juvenal:

"If you've run out of luck, it doesn't matter how long your penis is."

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