When the British first pulled into Tahiti in 1767, sailors found that local
women would make themselves available in return for hardware--an arrangement
that eventually stripped the ship of cleats and left two thirds of the crew
sleeping on deck "for want of nails to hang their hammocks," the ship's master
wrote. There's plenty more the teacher skipped, including a bit of performance
art costarring Byzantine Empress Theodora and a live goose; Jean-Jacques
Rousseau's avowed predilection for spankings; a coital competition sponsored by
by Pope Alexander VI; eyewitness descriptions of the Devil's phallus ("as long
as some kitchen utensils"), and a dirty joke scribbled in Leonardo da Vinci's
notebook. Here's hoping that historians will start putting a little more lead in
their pencils."
2.
A cross between a history book and the Mesopotamian Enquirer, this amusing
compilation is subtitled "Love, Sex, and Perversity from the Ancient Etruscans
to Warren G. Harding." It touches on such topics as Joan of Arc's virginity
tests, Puritan bestiality and Ben Franklin's delight in older women, as well as
such miscellaneous perversions as Nero's sadism, King James's homosexuality and
New York colonial governor Lord Cornbury's cross-dressing. An ideal book for
browsing, "History Laid Bare" suggsts an idle game: supposing which ancient
pervert would go on which daytime talk show. Lord Cornbury, of course, goes to
Donahue. (HarperCollins). 3.
"Had Geraldo gotten an earlier start there would be no need for Richard
Zacks's "History Laid Bare: Love Sex and Perversity from the Ancient
Etruscans to Warren G. Harding" (HarperCollins). Instead, Zacks, a
classicist and syndicated columnist has dissolved the copious amounts of
white-out historians have slopped over the sordid details of the past. "Brief case histories of strange genital injuries that required medical care
are scattered among ribald verses, royalty in a brothel and deceptive
seductions. Always described is the exaggerated monster-sized penis. No wonder
so many still worry about penile size today."
Newsweek, May 23, 1994.
"Ages of Consent: The Story of Sex
"No, son,
Madonna didn't invent sex. But you wouldn't know that, thanks to the prudish
historians who've left all the juicy stuff out of modern textbooks. Here's a
little something to help set the record straight. In "HISTORY LAID BARE" (463
pages, HarperCollins, $11) Richard Zacks (not a pun) exposes "love, sex and
perversity from the ancient Etruscans to Warren G. Harding." Excerpted sources
range from a Hittite law tablet (1400 B.C.) that proscribes bestiality--except
with horses or mules--to a series of a letters in which author Lewis Carroll
unsuccessfully attempts to wheedle permission to photgraph an acquaintance s
three young daughters in the nude. Tasty anecdotes abound.
History: The Good Parts"People magazine, Feb. 21, 1994
U.S. News & World Report, June 20, 1994
Journal of the American Medical Association
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