TITLE:  The Sick Rose, by FayJay

AUTHOR: FayJay

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SUMMARY
: Spike and Dru get their come-uppance. Self-contained, but follows ‘Painted Eggs’ and ‘Bone Chapel’ to conclude the Czech adventures of Spike and Drusilla. (FayJay home page. )

SPOILERS: Pre-Sunnydale – set just before BtVS Season 2.
CONTENT/WARNINGS
: Sex (Het & Slash). Violence. I subscribe to the ‘unchipped-&-unsoulled-vampires-are-very-nasty-pieces-of-work’ school of fiction. Romantic, yes. Passionate, yes. Amoral and cruel – also yes.

RATING: NC17.
DISCLAIMER
: I am not now, nor have I ever been, Numfar. Not even a little bit. The characters are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Kuzui, Sandollar, and David Greenwalt Productions, 20th Century Fox, and whoever else may have a hold upon them. The situation is wholly mine, and I do not mean to infringe upon any copyrights.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS: Grateful thanks to Rebecca Lizard for heroic Beta work, and to Herself and Kalima for nagging me to finish the darned thing. For Spike’s Bitches, without whom…

 

* * *

 

 

The Honeymoon Suite at the Hotel Europa came complete with champagne on ice, a spray of blood-bright roses in a crystal vase and a pair of dinky little chocolates wrapped in green foil and nestled in the clean white pillows. Jiri, laden with boxes and bags, followed The Crazy Americans down the corridor towards their suite with a tolerant smile and high hopes of imminent enrichment. Their clothes were expensive and they carried themselves with the unthinking confidence that came from absolute security. Rich as Midas, or Jiri would eat his hat. The girl was singing to herself, swinging a porcelain doll in one hand and her sweetheart’s hand in the other; foreigners were peculiar creatures and no mistake.

 

When they reached the entrance to the suite Mr Van Helsing produced his newly acquired keys with a flourish, unlocked the door and then scooped the giggling girl up in his arms and carried her over the threshold. (“Van Helsing” indeed! But it made a change from “Smith” and the staff were happy enough to cater to tourists’ whims when they had such huge wads of hard currency.) Jiri had noticed no sign of wedding rings, but that was not unusual in this day and age; and by the time he had carried all their gear into the room they were wrapped around one another on the bed and kissing like they had just invented it. Jiri waited patiently by the bags. When it became perfectly clear that no crisp handful of dollars or crowns was going to be forthcoming Jiri’s smile leaked away. He stalked out into the corridor muttering Czech imprecations under his breath and left them to their rapt contemplation of one another.

 

“Naughty,” said Drusilla after several minutes of quiet tussling. “He wanted a tip, Spike.”  She was sitting astride his waist, the folds of her black satin skirts bunched up around them like the topsy turvy petals of a discarded, full-blown rose.

 

“He’s alive, isn’t he?” replied Spike. “No pleasing some people.”

 

He buried one hand in the sea of dark fabric, seeking out the sharp curve of her hip and then cupping it firmly once it was found.

 

“Do you like it, pet?”

 

He meant the Honeymoon Suite, the Art Nouveau Hotel, the tourist-glutted city, this century, this life; but the wicked little glance she shot him and the irresistible circling of her slender hips over his groin put a slightly different slant on his words. Dru dipped her head towards him until the soft lustre of her hair hid the rest of the room, and the pressure of her lips on his answered all Spike’s questions without recourse to speech.

 

And after all, it was early afternoon; what better way to while away the sunlight?

 

*

 

Spike showered briskly, scrubbing blood out from under his fingernails and soaping away the smells of champagne and semen and his darling’s sweet quim with some reluctance. Getting messy had been entirely delicious and the maid had arrived at the perfect moment, just as he was weighing up the pros and cons of calling room service. They had made her change the bed linen before they ate her.

 

The shampoo smelled of some kind of herb. As he massaged it into his scalp Spike made a mental note to swing by a chemist’s for a box of bleach once he’d dumped the maid’s body. He always took great care to hide his roots.

 

“Spoike,” she pronounced his name. It still sent a little shiver of tenderness through him to hear her betraying her origins with that accent. Nonsense, of course, to think of such things – hierarchy among vampires had entirely different rules, and yet it seemed that his class-consciousness was ingrained even beyond the grave. It shamed him. Drusilla’s voice was a strange vulnerability; it labelled her as the daughter of a tradesman scrabbling his way into the middle classes without the money to pay for her elocution lessons. She sounded common. She was the most uncommon of creatures, a fairytale princess whose humble origins were a presage of greatness; but she sounded common. She sounded like the little match girl plucked out of life and obscurity by a passing angel. The contrast with William’s cultured tones couldn’t have been more marked and in time it had come to trouble him. She was beyond such pettiness, but he could not bear the thought of seeming to put himself above his princess in any way. Their accents had all blurred with time and travel anyway, and with the influence of each other’s speech patterns, but Angelus had still mocked and mocked when he decided to adopt her accent wholesale and shed the name ‘William’ altogether. Darla’s contempt was less vocal and more withering.

 

Drusilla had accepted it like a new game, sublimely oblivious to the delicacy that motivated him. But he was glad to embrace even this trivial little facet of his darling girl, giving up the last reminders of his life to honour her.

 

Since they had been up most of the day, first packing and then making their way underground to the cellars of the Europa with enough luggage for a small army (how ever had they managed to gather so many possessions in so short a time?), Drusilla was now thoroughly drowsy and sated and disinclined to hunt. Spike, in contrast, was ready to run a marathon and take on a pub-load of drunks. But if Dru were in a mood to be waited upon, then Spike was more than happy to go out a-wandering the streets of Prague alone to find her some tasty human morsel. He’d been trying to be more careful since the witch burning, but he’d paid attention to the headlines and it seemed that they’d got away with it. Again. Theirs really was a charmed life.

 

Spike grinned as he towelled himself down, thinking about the evening’s entertainment with gleeful anticipation. He could get rid of the corpse, steal some more hair dye, spill a little blood, ravish a few tourists and perhaps pick up a gift for his girl along the way.

 

*

 

He used to be quite partial to a spot of absinthe. The sight of Gary Oldman’s Dracula swigging the stuff, however, had given Spike a definite distaste for the green liquor - and indeed for Gary Oldman, of whom he had previously been rather fond. Instead he accepted a foaming pint of Pilsner Urquell and surveyed the human contents of The Golden Tiger pub with a speculative glint in his eye. It was ridiculously busy, but he just didn’t see anyone he fancied - although he was aware of being checked out by a number of men and women. They would do well enough for a quick bite, but he wanted to get Drusilla something special.

 

Perhaps jewellery was a better idea, or some fragile wisp of lace.

 

His attention was finally snared by a fresh-faced young Australian; a big, bonnie, brawny lad with a tumble of golden curls and a disarming baritone. Shoulders and hands that reminded him of Angelus, but the face bespoke sunshine and surfing and uncomplicated pleasures. He was alone, but wholly unintimidated by the mass of beer-swilling strangers surrounding him. The boy caught his eye and grinned at him. Spike smiled back.

 

His smile deepened when the Australian held his gaze for half a beat longer than necessary – the half a beat that amounted to foreplay in a certain kind of bar. Interesting. Not Drusilla’s type, this one, but potentially entertaining nevertheless. He stepped a little closer.

 

“You meeting somebody, mate?”

 

“Guess I just have,” the Australian said with another lingering smile. “Name’s Sean.”

 

“Spike.”  They drank in companionable silence for a few moments while the tide of eager tourists ebbed and flowed around the bar.

 

“So this is where they all come, then, eh, The Golden Tiger? Clinton, Hrabal, Havel, all those guys?”

 

“Apparently so,” Spike said, glancing around at the horde of mundane men and women as he patted his pockets in search of the silver lighter he’d stolen in Budapest. He found it, lit a battered Marlboro and took a lungful of the smoke without any further comment. He didn’t feel very much like small talk; had rather hoped this human might prove a bit more entertaining than the rest of the crowd, but apparently not.

 

“Well it’s boring as fuck, mate,” said Sean after a few moments. “Where’s the action around here?”

 

Spike grinned. Perhaps he’d been too hard on the boy. He caught Sean’s eye and held it for a space, then let his glance slide down to the wide mouth and the freshly shaved chin and then linger on the tender skin sheathing his Adam’s apple. Delicious. His upper body was well muscled - a rugby player’s physique. Spike’s glance trailed lower and he was satisfied to see the boy’s slumbering, denim-encased cock stirring under his attention. He looked back up into the wide green eyes and was rewarded with a lovely expression of straightforward lust.

 

As Spike licked his lips and lifted the brimming glass of Pilsner, the jostling arm of a large local made him splash beer down the front of his red shirt and interrupted a rather pleasant train of thought. He set the glass back down on the counter and then looked slowly from his wet shirt to the human responsible and back again.

 

“How d’you feel about bar fights?” he asked. Sean’s sleepy eyes lit up and a broad grin stole over his wholesome face.

 

“Here? Now? You’re off your fucking head, mate!” But he sounded rather taken with the idea.

 

Spike turned to the group of Czechs on his right and grabbed the shoulder of the shirt-wrecker, twisting him around.

 

“You spilled my pint,” he said evenly. The man scowled in utter incomprehension. “D’you speak English? Mluvite Anglicky?”

 

“Ne,” replied the Czech, looking thoroughly pissed off.

 

It was not that Spike couldn’t speak languages other than his own – in point of fact he was fluent in quite a number by now – but he generally preferred not to as a matter of principle. This, however, was an exception. He smiled sweetly at the various meaty faces turned towards him.

 

“Your country stinks of shit, your women are all whores, Havel copulates with pigs and your beer tastes like goat piss,” Spike said, in loud and perfectly accented Czech.

 

That did the trick.

 

*

 

Afterwards, bruised and bleeding and retaining the semblance of human form by the very skin of his teeth, Spike stalked out of the pub with an expression of battered triumph. That would teach the fucker not to spill people’s pints. Sean - who had handled himself quite respectably in the fight - stumbled along at his heels, fingering his tender jaw and walking with a slight limp. Drusilla was far from bored with the city, so Spike had made a point of not killing anyone in public - didn’t want to have to flee the local bobbies just yet. Spike was reasonably sure none of the motionless bodies littering the floor of The Golden Tiger was actually dead. This, in his considered opinion, constituted keeping a low profile.

 

“That lively enough for you?” he asked, glancing back at his Australian with a fierce little grin.

 

“You really are a mad bastard,” said Sean, sounding awed and a little afraid.

 

There was blood coming from the corner of his mouth and it proved entirely irresistible. Spike grabbed him and dragged him down the nearest alley. Sean was taller than Spike, putting the hollow of his throat in line with Spike’s mouth; he closed his lips over the tantalising Adam’s apple and sucked, feeling the blood rise up under the skin but pulling away before he broke the soft layer of tissue. He found the trickle of dried blood on the lad’s chin and licked it back to the corner of his parted lips, settling into a feeding kiss that tasted every recess of the boy’s mouth before returning its attention to the luscious little leaking wound. Spike could feel the itch of the demon mask just beneath the surface of his skin, and controlled it with some difficulty. The large hands that clutched his arse provoked a shiver at the visceral memory of Angelus. But now was not then, and Spike was the only one calling the shots these days. He wrapped his own hands around Sean’s face and stepped back, forcing the lad to look at him.

 

“Take your clothes off,” Spike said. The boy blinked.

 

“But I’d rather…”

 

“I said. Take. Your. Fucking. Clothes. Off,” repeated Spike. “Now.”

 

Sean scrambled to comply, the memory of Spike’s unexpected strength still uppermost in his mind. He’d been utterly astonished (and not a little turned on) by the skill and no-holds-barred ferocity with which Spike had flung himself into the fighting – like  a peroxide Bruce Lee on speed. Arguing with him was right at the top of things Sean really didn’t want to do anytime in the next century.

 

“Knickers too, pet.”

 

Spike lit a fag and stood back to watch the boy disrobe, plainly enjoying his shivering self-consciousness. They could hear people walking along Husova Street a scant few yards away and Sean had not anticipated finding himself butt naked in an alleyway in the middle of the city. That wasn’t quite how these things usually worked, in his experience, and the unexpected nudity was making him feel exposed in all kinds of ways. But he wasn’t protesting. Within a few minutes Sean was standing with the bare curve of his buttocks and shoulders pressed into the brick wall, glancing down at the bag containing passport and wallet with an expression of sublime misery that was at odds with the way his knob was slapping into his firm belly.

 

Spike, fully dressed and enjoying it, withdrew the cigarette for a moment to lick the forefinger of his right hand. He ran his finger around the boy’s mouth, making small circles, and then traced a delicate little line down over his throat, dwelling on the firm, smooth flesh of the sternum. Spike stopped smoking long enough to dropped an incongruously chaste kiss on the warm curve of a collarbone and then, cigarette nonchalantly clamped between his lips once more, he rubbed the cool, calloused heels of his left palm over the boy’s perky nipples. He smiled at the moan this elicited and let his hand traverse the trembling skin until it reached the salivating head of his penis. Young Sean had shown plenty of spunk in The Golden Tiger and he’d watched Spike’s back like a good lad. Spike was feeling generous. He’d let the boy show a little more spunk before he died.

 

He brushed the wet tip with the end of his finger and idly stroked the pulsing underside of his cock, before wrapping a tepid hand around the shaft and beginning to work it firmly. The green eyes widened and then closed and the lad’s breathing grew hoarse and ragged. He bit his lip and after some time began to gasp out the kind of inanities people usually did: “Yes”, “More,” “Fuck,” “God,” and other monosyllables, until Spike gagged him with another sucking kiss. A little later Spike unfastened his own flies left-handed and freed his prick, grinding the cool skin of his erection roughly against the lad’s bollocks. Sean’s fingers dug into the vampire’s shoulder and he let out a helpless moan of pure sensation as his hips bucked in that distinctive way and he finally came into Spike’s waiting palm.

 

In the hazy moment that followed, Spike rubbed the spunk over his cock and slipped a sticky finger between the human’s thighs and up into the hot little bud of clenched flesh, readying it for his first thrust. Sean’s eyes peeled open in puzzlement, but before he quite knew what was happening Spike had angled the warm pelvis according to his needs, wriggled the head of his cock into the tight passage and then slammed in, lifting a thigh in each hand and wrapping the lad’s legs around his waist. It was not an especially comfortable position for either of them, and Spike could smell fresh blood as the boy’s skin rasped against the rough bricks behind him.

 

“What the fuck?” Sean was astounded at the ease with which the slighter man had picked him up and bent him into this shape. “Shit, what are you – what – you’re not wearing a fucking condom, are you, you mad fucking bastard!” He thrashed against the wall and when his wriggling only made Spike smile he eventually pulled back his fist and punched the vampire in the face. Spike never missed a beat, but he let the human mask melt away like butter on a hot griddle and Sean yelped at the sight.

 

“Yeah, what big teeth I have, eh? All the better to eat you with, my dear,” said Spike, his hips hammering away as his fangs came down on the boy’s neck.

 

*

 

Faces drawn in the candlelight, bare eyes raw and bruised from too many sleepless nights and long hours of angry weeping. Nothing self-consciously mystical about their clothes, no tinkling earrings or hair shirts for the spell-casting. Businesslike. Ruthless. Bent on revenge.

 

At the centre of the circle: a bracelet of uneven amber beads threaded on a slender braid of smoke-tainted human hair. Tiny specks of dried blood freckling the limpid stones.

 

Beneath the bracelet: a battered square of celluloid. A pale remembered face trapped by light and chemicals, smiling out of the past. Guileless as sunlight. Guilty as sin.

 

*

 

It was a flyer pressed into his hand by a bored teenager that gave him the idea. Puppets. Spike couldn’t imagine why it hadn’t occurred to him before, because if ever a gift had ‘Drusilla’ written all over it in gilt-edged letters, then this was surely it. There were toy shops a-plenty in the streets of the Old Town selling puppets of kings and queens, witches and devils, The Good Soldier Svejk, even Vaclav Havel and Bill Clinton; but Spike had no intention of getting his girl any cheap tourist rubbish. Besides, the blurry photograph on the flyer had shown the very doll for him.

 

The Marionette Theatre was easy enough to find and easier still to break into; Spike strode through the corridors backstage with an aura of such businesslike self assurance that, although the evening’s performance was still a couple of hours away, nobody had the nerve to question him.

 

In spite of himself he found the storeroom slightly disconcerting; a host of miniature manikins suspended from the ceiling by hair-fine wires, their dead eyes staring blankly at the door. The carving was very fine, though – far better than the tourist-fodder – with exaggerated expressions of dumb rapture and comical dismay curving mouths and brows into parodies of life. He thought about Miss Edith, and the brittle Easter eggs Dru had arranged snugly on her dressing table in an improvised nest of silk scarves and reddened feathers torn from a flailing swan. The puppets would be just her cup of tea.

 

The dolls for the current production dangled from hooks at the front of the room; and Spike tangled his fingers in the threads, tearing the little figures down until he found the ones from the flyer –Snow White and her dashing Prince. She was ideal - Drusilla in dainty miniature. The dark hair and Neanderthal brow of the little puppet prince would never do, though; it reminded Spike of things he didn’t much fancy remembering. He plucked the doll from its strings and enjoyed the pitiful little snap as he broke each joint in turn: satisfying as the crackle of brittle human finger bones splintering in his grasp. He dropped the fragments underfoot and browsed through the racks of marionettes in search of a more appropriate figure, finally settling on a roguish little blond pirate king clad in a dapper gold waistcoat over a billowing white shirt and black satin breeches, a tin cutlass clasped in one tiny wooden hand. Not bad. He carried his prize back to Snow White and admired them together.

 

They made the perfect couple.

 

*

 

The Globe Bookshop was quite full, considering that it was so far off the beaten tourist track. The people in here didn’t think of themselves as tourists, though. “Travellers”, every one of them, as if such semantics meant anything at all. Spike wandered down an aisle of second-hand books, scanning the battered spines with mild interest. One title caught his eye. He pulled out a horror paperback and glanced at the back-cover blurb: "Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red." Clive Barker – an Englishman after his own heart. He grinned and slotted it back into place. A little further along the same shelf there was a hardback edition of the collected writings of William Blake – now *that* was more tempting. Blake knew a thing or two, to be sure; Spike had heard a rumour that the old boy had been a Watcher at one point, but had lost the plot when his Slayer died. Wouldn’t surprise him in the least.

 

Drusilla was not a great reader herself, but she was partial to eating poets, and painters, and other such fanciful dreamers of dreams. Spike had a speculative eye on a charmingly gauche little redhead loitering before the poetry shelves in the New Books section; all soft curves and freckles, with her hair pinned up haphazardly and not-quite-fashionable glasses that kept slipping down her slightly-too-long nose. Adorable. Not pretty, but quite possibly beautiful.

 

He followed her receding form discreetly, admiring the concave flare of her waist and the translucency of her skin. The nape of her neck was slightly sun-scorched from wearing her hair up during the day. Spike could already imagine the heat of it under his mouth, and he gazed at the frayed lacework of her peeling skin with a predatory little smile. She rounded the central stack of shelves and Spike sidled along a few paces behind, one hand loosely clasping The Collected Works of Blake and the other trailing absently along the spines of the books he passed.

 

His attention was caught by a flurry of movement at the door and Spike paused on the balls of his feet, taking in the new arrivals with interest. Dark eyes, dark hair, olive complexions ripened in the sun to a warm near-chocolate. For a moment he couldn’t decide whether they were brothers or friends, so alike the two lads looked. A brush of hand on arse and the quality of a smile suggested that they were neither, and upon closer inspection he realised that the impression of similarity owed more to gesture and expression than to actual physiognomy. Latin lovers. He’d have hazarded a guess at Romanian or Macedonian but the cut and colour of their clothing indicated western tailoring rather than post-Soviet block. He drifted closer, aware that the girl was paying for her books of verse and escaping into the darkness but no longer interested as he followed the two matching fawns into the Globe’s coffee shop.

 

*

 

“Mind if I join you gents?” It was a reasonable request, since there were no empty tables. The couple glanced up automatically, wearing twin expressions of irritation that faded as they took in Spike’s dangerously disarming smile and the acres of black leather.

 

He took the empty seat and scanned the menu casually, aware of two pairs of liquid brown eyes fixed upon him as he inclined his bleached head and read with an appearance of fascination. He noticed the shop’s motto “In libris, veritas; in kava, vita” - In books, truth; in coffee, life. Thought about the tatty Clive Barker paperback with its gruesome cover and smiled to himself as he waved at the waitress and ordered a double round of plum brandy for himself and his unsuspecting new “books of blood”. “In Libris, Vitae” was more like it.

 

After the fourth glass of slivovice they were all the very best of friends. It transpired that, despite their Arcadian appearance, the pair were Londoners; Londoners of Italian extraction, but Londoners just the same. Gianni and Bob. (“Roberto. But everyone calls me Bob, except my mum.”) They were childhood sweethearts, no less – grew up together, since some 25 years earlier their dads had moved to London from the same little town outside Verona, married a pair of good Italian girls and all set up together in the restaurant business. (Gianni rolled his eyes with a sheepish grin at the cliché.) Back in Blackheath Bob and Gianni were, they assured him, so far back in the closet that they were practically on first name terms with Aslan. Their parents were determinedly oblivious and kept pushing appropriate girls at them and dropping hints about grandchildren. Spike found this a little difficult to believe – their body language *screamed* “couple” – but the human capacity for ignoring the obvious never ceased to amaze him. It was very convenient.

 

Since Gianni and Bob were no more Mancunian than Spike, they were, naturally enough, big fans of Manchester United. They started arguing about the off-side rule and as he ordered more slivovice Spike realised that he was having a fine old time. They smelled of Lux soap, CK1 and of each other, and he thought that Drusilla would find them entirely delightful. The gold medal-standard game of 3 person footsie under the table left him in no doubt that he could get them back to the hotel with perfect ease.

 

“I’ve got a place,” he said after a while, looking squarely at Bob and then Gianni and savouring the cocktail of pheromones.

 

Piece of cake.

 

*

 

She wasn’t there.

 

Spike had unlocked the door to let the lads in and then quietly locked it behind him, slipping the key into the duster’s pocket and following Bob and Gianni into the bedroom. He cocked his head slightly to one side as he looked from one firm arse to the other and wondered which boy Dru would nibble first. He expected to find her slithering out from between the cotton sheets at the first sound of their entrance - but there was no sign of her, no scent of her, no sound of her. His drowsy darling had changed her mind and taken to the streets without him.

 

Spike knew he shouldn’t be piqued, but his lips still formed an involuntary pout. He put the bag of marionettes down on an over-padded chair, feeling oddly cheated. Here was the hunter, home from the hill with puppets to play with and humans to kill – and Sleeping Beauty had put on her glad rags and wandered off to paint the town red. Without him.

 

Well bugger that for a lark. The pretty little Englishmen were embracing under his nose, wrapped in a positively pornographic pose that was plainly aimed to titillate. It was working. If she didn’t want to stay and play then she could damn well come home to find the toys had been broken in without her.

 

Patience had never been one of Spike’s virtues.

 

He stalked forward and pulled the lads apart, hooking a hand into each belt and tugging them both towards him with a degree of force that took them by surprise. Bob moved into the first kiss, which was just what Spike would have expected. He was game for anything, this Roberto; flightier and ballsier and dumber than Gianni. His tongue in Spike’s mouth was carelessly slutty and thoroughly at ease, moving with the practised, teasing skill of a scene queen in the full bloom of youth and beauty. Gianni was only a heartbeat behind, kissing his way along Spike’s cool throat as his hands worked on the vampire’s belt and slipped down the back of his black jeans.

 

Spike moved his hands to the neck of Bob’s T-shirt and ripped it in half. Bob, jolting out of the snog, looked frankly astonished and more than a little pissed off, but Spike didn’t give him time to start some poofy rant about the cost of designer gear. He picked the lad up, enjoying the warmth of the skin under his hands, and threw him onto the king sized bed. Took in the gob-smacked mixture of emotions on the lad’s face as he ripped open the combats and yanked them down and off. Calvins. But of course. And there was Bob’s todger straining to make its presence known inside them – more a satyr than a fawn, and that was just as Spike had hoped. Gianni was a lucky lad. He felt Gianni’s hand on his shoulder and, turning, saw that Roberto’s lover had already divested himself of his clothes and was already roused and ruddy and raring to go.

 

Mouths and hands everywhere. Pale arms interlaced with dark ones in an angular chiaroscuro tangle of flesh. A cold tongue licking down the brown curvature of a spine to slide between the cheeks of a youthful arse and slither into the eager little pucker of clenched muscle. Fingers exploring the silken skin of a penis and cupping a softly swinging scrotum. A sharp anklebone grazing the soft flesh of a calf. Messy and awkward and delicious. Gianni was ticklish and tender and prone to laughter at unlikely moments, whilst Roberto thought himself terribly worldly and brazen and seemed acutely conscious of always looking his best, as if he were starring in his own personal porn film.

 

It was all so bloody *easy*. Almost dull. He wondered what Drusilla was up to.

 

*

 

Afterwards he left them handcuffed together on the bed, wrist to ankle. Roberto’s sobs were barely audible through the gag; you’d have thought the little idiot would be grateful to have been the one left alive. Spike thought the whimpering was unlikely to be overheard, but he hung the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign over the handle, just to be on the safe side.

 

He had taken them both, of course. Roberto missed the moment when Spike separated Gianni from his proud member and gulped down the pulsing arterial blood; Spike had Roberto on his knees at the time, with his face shoved into a pillow and Spike’s cock ploughing into his arse at full steam. It was a little tricky keeping Gianni from collapsing as the strength went out of his legs, but Spike gripped onto the dying man’s right hip and left buttock with a force that left little bloody half-moon nail prints embedded in the cooling skin as he fed. The quality of Gianni’s screams eventually registered with Roberto and had him thrashing under the vampire, but not until it was far too late; and not until Spike’s cold seed had been spent inside him.

 

*

 

He didn’t know where to look for her, so he headed for the Metamorphosis, one of the more modern demon bars off Wenceslas Square, and the one in which the two of them had idled away many an evening. Henry, the Jamaican werewolf who ran the place, prided himself on the freshness of the blood and the authenticity of the bourbon – too many bars tried to palm you off with cheap shite shipped over from Turkey in a Jack Daniels bottle, or else they watered down the A Neg with pigs’ blood. Drusilla was especially fond of the music in the Metamorphosis – they played a lot of Bjork and Iva Bittova, and she had managed to persuade the Kankanath behind the bar to lend her his Rasputina album. For seven foot of spiny blue war demon, the Kankanath was surprisingly modern in his musical tastes. It was only a short walk from The Europa, and as good a place as any to start looking for his girl.

 

He was most surprised to find it closed. Spike stood outside the silent bar, gazing at the stylised stag beetle on the neon sign and weighed up the merits of heading over to the Jewish Cemetery, which he knew she rather liked; but she really could be anywhere at all. It was thoroughly frustrating.

 

He heard the demon walking up behind him, of course, but he still really wasn’t anticipating the blow. It was a bloody Brachen demon, for Christ’s sake – hardly the most warlike of species.

 

“What the fuck?” he spluttered as he got to his feet, rounding on the little demon with teeth unleashed and eyes yellow with irritation under his crinkled brow.

 

“You burnt the witch, didn’t you?” said the demon. Spike stared at him.

 

“Yes. And?”

 

The demon was shaking with barely contained fury.

 

“You stupid bastard. Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”

 

Spike felt the beginnings of fear.

 

“Had a nice little barbecue, as I recall,” he replied in his best flippant tone.

 

The little hedgehog fella gawped at him for a moment and then launched another blow at his head, but Spike was ready for it this time and dodged effortlessly, yanking the demon’s prickly arms up behind its back until something broke with a satisfying little crunch. He wasn’t much of a fighter, this one. The demon quivered against him, though whether from pain or emotion he couldn’t readily tell.

 

“The witch your girlfriend, was she?”

 

“You stupid bastard,” the demon said. He sounded close to tears. “You stupid, stupid bastard. You’ve broken the truce and now we all pay.”

 

The nameless dread was getting more difficult to ignore by the minute and the need to find Drusilla was almost a physical ache. He could feel the demon’s pulse clattering against him and twisted the arms harder, taking momentary comfort in the agonised moan that this provoked.

 

“What truce would that be, then?”

 

“With the witches, of course. They’ve got a demi-goddess looking out for them, bound to the soil - you never heard of Libushe? Or her sisters? You do not *mess* with the Czech witches. We don’t touch them or theirs and the witches leave us be. Now you’ve broken the damned truce and they’ve been scouring the city for two idiot leeches who think they’re Bonnie and Clyde. They don’t care who they kill to get to you and your girl. Especially the girl.”

 

Fear blossomed in his veins. He was used to travelling light – gathering possessions for a while but discarding them whenever the time came to flee, or when they had simply grown bored. Threats to his property meant nothing. Threats to himself he rarely heeded. But threats to Dru filled him with blind terror and murderous rage in equal measure.

 

“Where are they, these witches?” he asked, when he was able to master his voice. The demon made a movement that would have been a shrug, cut off with a whimper of pain. It said nothing. Spike sighed with exaggerated patience and bit off its left ear. As the Bracken screamed he jerked its cactus-spiked head to one side and pressed a vicious little kiss onto the remaining ear before speaking into it.

 

“We’ll try again, shall we? Where. Are. These. Witches?”

 

*

 

Drusilla couldn’t feel her feet bleeding, but the wounds were staining her lace hem with smudges of cinnabar as she paced down the quiet street. Her head was sharply angled, listening to the insistent whisper on the wind and straining to distinguish the words.

 

Kazi, healer of deep wounds and fatal fevers

Work our will

 

She couldn’t quite make out what the voices were calling but she knew with absolute certainty that it was something wonderful. Dru’s world was full of marvels and horrors, and she rarely knew which was which. The patterns that she saw about her so plainly often eluded other people – even Angelus, even her Spike – and in turn their reasoning made little sense to her. They seemed oblivious to the most obvious things: the music of the spheres and the burning baby fishes dancing in the ether. She regarded their pitiful incapacity with perfect, if puzzled, equanimity.

 

Teta, finder of things lost and long forgotten

Work our will

 

When the voices called her from her bed she had not paused to pull on shoes or lace herself into a frock – and really this should have struck her as strange, but everything had the imperfect logic of a dream. It seemed entirely reasonable to step out of the suite clad in nothing but a nightgown, her pale unstockinged feet shod in nothing but her skin.

 

Libushe, the knowing one, founder of the city

Libushe, the wise one, bringer of justice

Libushe, the great one, queen among witches.

Find our blood.  Bind our foe.

 

When she trod through the discarded shards of glass and her sluggish blood seeped onto the cobbles, Drusilla’s slumbering nerves carried no message of pain down the long-dead synapses to her bewitched brain. She still couldn’t quite make out the words, but if she went just a little further she knew that they would be clear.

 

Dru walked on unhurriedly, tugged by distant voices like an obedient marionette; and each unflinching footstep ground the glass still deeper into her unprotected soles.

 

*

 

The muscles in his legs began to ache as he darted down the streets, seeking her familiar form. It seemed impossible that these witches should pose such a threat when killing one of them had been so bloody simple. He was probably worrying over nothing - Brachens were scared of their own shadows – but his limbs were heavy with a sense of dread that he could not reason away.

 

If she were dead - *really* dead, dead-and-gone dead, dust-and-ashes dead – then surely he should feel it somehow? He could not have lost the one thing in all the world that mattered in the space between one drink and the next. Could he? Had he been mid-coitus on the sheets she had left rumpled, utterly insensible of the instant when some faceless enemy crushed her into powder?

 

The thought terrified him.

 

The streets were cluttered with herds of idiot tourists in search of banal pleasures; overpriced beer, vanilla sex, middle class theatre and outmoded nightclubs. He stared at the lumpen throng of humans and hated them. Hated the cobblestones underfoot; hated the pastel castle perched upon its hill; hated the tapering spires of St Vitus that stabbed the dark velvet sky; hated the very bones of this saccharine city where his girl was something’s prey.

 

Still no sign of her.

 

He wondered, as he ran, how one went about fighting a god. How hard could it be? The weren’t so damn special, after all – if she even were a god, this Libushe. Oftentimes a lot of it was just cheap parlour tricks and clever spin. There were demons who were quite convinced that Christ had been a vampire, citing the whole transubstantiation thing, and the resurrection, and raising their scaly eyebrows knowingly about the way that the crucifix, alone amongst human religious symbols, had any power over vampires. Spike gave it no credence – too many inconsistencies – but the sheer effrontery of the notion tickled him. It was quite a common belief, which just went to show how bloody gullible people were, be they human or demon.

 

Likely this Libushe was all talk too, owing her reputation to similar half truths and gossip. And the Brachen was very probably exaggerating about the amount of damage the witches had caused while searching for them. They’d say anything when you started pulling their little spines out, after all. Still, let her be as all-bleeding-powerful as she pleased, Spike would not tolerate any threat to Drusilla. Not if Jehovah and all his heavenly host appeared in person with flaming swords in hand.

 

Which was all well and good, but his bravado was no sodding use if she were already taken from him and her beloved atoms scattered on the breeze.

 

The smell of her blood pulled him up short. Faint – so very faint! – but unquestionably Drusilla’s. And freshly spilled. He caught the air current carrying her scent and followed it, trying not to think about the many ways to hurt a vampire without letting them crumble to dust. If they had harmed a single strand of her midnight hair…

 

The blood, when he found it, spotted the ground near a shattered beer bottle. He hunkered down and dipped a finger in the liquid. The taste was unmistakable. Spike stared at the dark glitter of the lamplit glass and concluded that she had walked straight through the glistening shards and left a trail of red droplets instead of crumbs of bread.  He followed it at a run, his boot soles growing slippery as he trod in her cold footsteps.

 

When he glimpsed her in the distance the relief was overwhelming. She was walking along calmly enough, although he was surprised to see her in a state of dishabille. A lumpen young couple trailed along anxiously at her side, plucking at her little puff sleeves and addressing her in exaggeratedly gentle tones. She ignored them like Lady Bracknell being importuned by lepers. Spike realised that he was grinning like a maniac. She was fine. Everything was fine.

 

“What are you up to, sweetheart?” he asked when he reached her side. The pudgy humans looked at him askance. He turned his dazzling smile on them and told them, quite pleasantly, to fuck off. They backed away slightly, but seemed unwilling to leave Dru to his tender mercies.

 

“Drusilla, love?” She still had not glanced at him and showed no signs of halting; the rhythm of her footsteps had faltered not a whit. The receding tide of fear turned and swept over him anew.

 

“Dru?” Spike’s tone was hesitant. He moved to stand directly in front of her, but her face betrayed no flicker of recognition as they stood practically nose to nose. Her gaze remained fixed serenely in the middle distance; but this did not prevent her from thrusting him out of her way with all the preternatural strength her spindly arms possessed.

 

He got back to his feet and stared blankly at the fragile line of her spine under the white cotton gown, watching the slight sway of her skinny hips as she wandered on her way. Didn’t look back once; no danger of Drusilla turning into a pillar of salt.

 

“Hey mister, the lady doesn’t – “

 

He swung on the fat tourist and roared, the planes of his face shifting of their own volition. The swiftly spreading dark patch on the man’s suddenly soaking jeans afforded Spike no satisfaction; his whole attention was fixed despairingly on Drusilla as the tourists ran away. Whilst she walked the lace-edged cotton swirled up around her ankles and he caught brief flashes of the sweet arch of her insteps all sullied with scarlet.

 

Spike knew just enough about magic to know that he knew bugger all about magic. There was no way to be certain that intervening would not make matters worse, but he simply couldn’t stand back and let this – whatever exactly ‘this’ was – happen. She was very clearly under some wretched spell; and based on family history to date, no good was going to come of it. He walked up behind her with his shoulders squared.

 

“Sorry, princess,” said Spike, and knocked her unconscious with a brick.

 

He caught her before she could hit the cobbles, lifted her up in his arms and cradled her against his chest, kissing the pale and pulseless arch of her throat and pressing his newly-human face into the disordered silk of her hair. He clearly wasn’t crying, because vampires didn’t cry – especially not big bad slayers of Slayers. He just had a little dust in his eye, that was all.

 

*

He was perhaps being overly cautious, but caution was such a novelty for Spike that he had difficulty judging. Still, it seemed to him that the Europa might not be such a good place to go right now, carrying a bleeding and half-naked girl who was sought all over the city by vengeful witches. To be on the safe side he carried Dru to the nearest front door and kicked it with one steel-toed DM. After several minutes the door opened a crack.

 

They presented a sight pitiful enough to melt the sternest heart: Dru looking, for once, almost as dead as she truly was and Spike’s wet eyes brimming with helpless misery. The old woman took one look at them and invited them in, muttering in scandalised Czech and making compassionate little clucking sounds as she took in Drusilla’s pallor and her blood-spotted skirts. Spike appreciated the sympathy enough to make a point of breaking her liver-spotted neck quite quickly and painlessly as she picked up the phone to call an ambulance.

 

*

 

The annoying thing about sweet little old grandmothers was that they didn’t often have manacles and stout chains to hand. This was by no means a universal rule, but it tended to be the case; and sadly the old dear whose home Spike had appropriated was not a big fan of the S & M scene. He was forced to improvise with the tools available and hence Drusilla’s still-limp body was wrapped up like a mummy in ropes ad-libbed from twisted sheets. He hoped it would be enough to keep her there while he dashed out for sturdier restraints; if he was lucky she would remain unconscious long enough for him to shackle her properly, so he could go out and find the bitches who had the gall to mess with his girl.

 

Spike took the low road to the Europa alone, picking his way through the disused stretches of the sewer tunnels and through metro station maintenance shafts that witches were surely less likely to frequent; although he realised, with a sinking heart, that he was probably persona non grata with most of Prague’s demon community too. If the Brachen had been telling the truth, the witches had already burned out a dozen vampire nests and killed assorted other demons of various castes and species pretty much at random until they had a vampire’s name to go with the corpse. The photograph had been found a couple of streets away and it was the sheerest bad luck they had connected it with the killing; he wondered how many discarded crisp packets and random fag ends they had gathered up just on the off chance.

 

How could he have been so unforgivably careless?

 

He managed to avoid bumping into angry humans or angry monsters and emerged in the Europa’s cellar after half an hour’s travel. Made his way discreetly up to the Honeymoon Suite and crept in, his whole body tense with nervous energy. Half expected witches and demons to spring out of the wardrobes and wriggle out from under the bed, but the place appeared untouched. He moved through the room with the utmost caution, alert for any sign of intruders, but he could neither see nor smell anything new.

 

Roberto made a hopeful little sound that modulated into a muffled sob of terror when he realised it was Spike. The vampire spared a moment to look at the two humans and unaccustomed pity welled in him at the sight; they had been quite the little Romeo and Juliet just a few hours earlier. His dead heart clenched painfully at the thought of losing Drusilla and he patted the lad’s dark hair absently.

 

“Don’t worry, pet,” Spike said, planting a friendly kiss on Roberto’s cheek.  “Spike will make it all better.” Didn’t take long to drain the boy; at first he thrashed like a hooked fish, but as the blood pumped out of him his limbs grew loose and unresisting. Afterwards Spike briskly unfastened the sets of clanking cuffs and stuffed them in the pocket of his duster. He packed only one bag, piling in some of Dru’s more treasured dresses. None of his own garments, though; he could pick up more clothes for himself easily enough when the need arose. Tucked in the handful of mementos he had gathered during a century of travelling and a couple of Drusilla’s blessed dolls. It was primarily the cuffs and chains he’d come back for, along with Miss Edith. As an afterthought he wrapped Dru’s hollow Easter eggs in a couple of silk scarves and slipped them into his remaining pocket.

 

*

 

Once he had her wrists cuffed to the iron bedstead, and there was no immediate danger of her escaping to wherever the spell wanted her to go once she returned to consciousness, Spike finally allowed himself to tend to her poor feet. He filled a basin with warm water and soap and found a little bottle of disinfectant, and he brought these into the bedroom with a towel and some bandages. She looked like one of the figurines in Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, like a model of Sleeping Beauty. Except for the handcuffs.

 

Her feet were encrusted with congealed blood and nameless muck. When he picked them up they weighed almost nothing in his hands, as if she had the hollow bones of a bird. He dipped one corner of the towel into the basin and gently wiped her right ankle clean and then the top of her foot, working down towards the gory mess that was her wounded soles and slowly revealing the whiteness under all the dirt. Her skin was in ribbons. It took him a good twenty minutes to pick out the shards of glass and the little pebbles that had been grating away as she walked. He knew it would heal quickly enough and that the disinfectant was unnecessary, but nevertheless he sloshed it over her tattered flesh and smeared on some antiseptic cream before binding a bandage around each foot. He couldn’t bear to let them remain in that condition.

 

He propped Miss Edith up on the bedside table and arranged the fragile Easter eggs beside her in a hastily-fashioned nest of scarves, so that there would be something familiar and reassuring for Dru if she woke up in this strange room. Brushed her tousled hair out of her face and stroked her cool cheek with the back of his fingers. He hated to leave her like this, but Spike knew that he was entirely out of his depth. For the first time he almost regretted being so wrapped up in his girl; he hadn’t built up a particularly wide circle of acquaintances in Prague. The vamps were liable to stake him on sight, since they were bearing the brunt of the witches’ anger. He needed a wizard - preferably a foreign wizard, and possibly a demon one. And he needed one now. This was not a threat that he could handle with his fists or his fangs.

 

He took one last look at her quiet body, dropped a kiss on her unresponsive brow and then hurried back out into the darkness.

 

*

 

The Kankanath was surprisingly helpful. Drusilla’s flirtation with the bartender at the Metamorphosis had occasionally irritated Spike in the past, but it was hardly the time to be possessive about his flirtatious little flibbertigibbet. He needed all the help he could get right now. The blue demon gave him the address of a powerful human wizard and pressed Dru’s favourite Iva Bittova album into his hands, the one she always used to wheedle him into playing on repeat while she danced between the tables with her eyes closed. He wished Spike luck in a voice rendered even croakier than usual by emotion.

 

* * *

 

In spite of the lateness he could see a couple of lights on in the apartment, which was promising. He knocked and waited, wondering what on earth he could offer in exchange for help. It was all so much easier when you could simply keep on breaking things until you got what you wanted.

 

No answer. He knocked again. After a little while he was gratified to hear the grate of bolts being drawn and keys creaking in locks. Spike strove to look trustworthy and harmless. He was most surprised to find himself facing a young woman instead of the elderly Jewish gentleman he had been led to expect. She fixed him with a thoroughly forbidding glare.

 

“Good evening,” said Spike in impeccable Czech. “I’m sorry to disturb you at this hour, but I need to speak to Isaac on a very urgent matter.”

 

The woman looked him up and down with one eyebrow arched, and then she smiled in a decidedly unfriendly fashion. She replied in English.

 

“And what would possess me to invite William the Bloody into this house?”

 

Bugger. He thought fast.

 

“You know what I am. Fair enough. But I need Isaac’s help and I’ll pay whatever he wants in return. And whatever security he wants, I’ll give it. Anything. Anything at all. No tricks, no strings.”

 

She eyed him appraisingly for a long moment and he wondered just who the bloody hell she was. Her crisp voice proclaimed class and privilege as clearly as the understated hair cut and the pink earlobes studded with pearls. Spike really wasn’t taking to her one little bit.

 

“Fine words, Master William,” she said, “But I’m more impressed by fine deeds. I take it you want Isaac to stop two and two from adding up to four and save your lover? Oh, don’t look so surprised. They’ve been combing the town for her these past three days. You’re just lucky that she’s so thoroughly dotty; it’s only the fractured mind that’s prevented them from getting hold of her. Well, that and her own half-baked powers. Of course it helps that you don’t have souls; being neither fish nor fowl, it’s trickier to pin you down with a spell. They must have found something of hers, though – I heard a rumour about a photograph, but that you wouldn’t possibly be so stupid as to – ah. You did. Well, that was rather foolish, wasn’t it?”

 

“And just who the hell are you supposed to be?” he asked belligerently.

 

“Gwendolyn Post. Mrs.” She smiled. “My friends call me Gwen. But you can call me Mrs Post.” And that, it appeared, was that.

 

“Well, Gwenny, I actually wanted to talk to the man of the house. Where *is* old Isaac, anyway?”

 

“He’s a trifle…indisposed…at present.” Her smile widened, very much like the cat who’d had not only got the cream but also a nice plump canary. Followed by a plate of pate de fois gras and a whole roast goose with all the trimmings. “Suffice it to say that Mr Goldstein and I are having a slight difference of opinion over things that need not concern you. In spite of which he is very much in the land of the living and shall remain so for the foreseeable future. And no, you are not welcome in this house.”

 

She hooked her index finger inside the collar of her neatly buttoned blouse and tugged at it with every appearance of casualness. He watched the slender fingertip travel across her unmarked neck and growled very softly. Spike found himself torn between carnal impulses. He waited.

 

“It seems to me that we can do business here, Master William. You want the spell lifted from your mad mistress. I can arrange that. Meanwhile all I want is one tiny little book. Stealing it may be a little tricky, but is well within your capabilities and can only serve to enhance your reputation; whereas it would damage mine irreparably.”

 

That was more like it.

 

“And why, exactly, should I trust a low-rent version of Mrs Peel?” he asked, mimicking her mellifluous tones. Saw her brows contract angrily and felt a germ of satisfaction. Got her, the smug cow. “What’s to say you aren’t just some posh totty he picked up for a bit of slap and tickle? No, I’d really rather talk to Mr Goldstein if it’s all the same with you, dear.”

 

“Well that is simply too bad, because Isaac isn’t going to be talking to anyone for a while. I can’t think of any reason why you should trust me, Master Will, but that really isn’t my concern. I am all you’ve got and all you’re likely to get – but if my offer doesn’t interest you, that’s perfectly fine by me.” She made to close the door and he reached out automatically to stop her, his hand slamming into the invisible barrier. She paused and looked down at him with a frosty little smile. Spike very earnestly hoped that an opportunity would arise to teach Mrs Gwendolyn Post a little more respect for vampires, but for the moment she seemed to be holding all the cards. Bitch.

 

“OK, love, keep your hair on. You win. Fix my girl up and I’ll go and get this book quick as a flash.” She laughed. Well, he hadn’t really expected her to go along with it, but it was worth a try. He realised then who it was she reminded him of, for all the surface differences: Darla. Not in appearance or colouring or accent or class, but in something more quintessential than that; something calculating and fearless and casually cruel.

 

“Bring me the book and then I’ll perform the spell. That is my offer. Take it or leave it.”

 

Spike sighed.

 

“Where’s this book, then?”

 

*

 

Petr Soucek slept the untroubled sleep of the just on the top floor of the Prague Watchers’ Council building, his innocent beer belly rising and falling gently with each rumbling and sonorous snore as William the Bloody broke in through the back door and stepped onto the premises with a grin. 

 

Turned out Gwen Post had been as good as her word; either she really was an honest-to-god Watcher currently resident in Prague or else she was more powerful than any other magic user Spike had ever met. He wasn’t at all sure which was the worse scenario.

 

Breaking and entry was one of Spike’s many lesser-known skills. Admittedly the breaking bit was his real forte, but Spike could be stealthy and discreet when the occasion demanded it. Reasonably discreet. Discreet by Drusilla’s standards, at any rate, and they were the only standards he was normally interested in.

 

He paused momentarily in the unlit hallway and listened for movement. The city streets were very quiet at this hour; no trams or trolley buses rattling in the distance; no Czechs going about their work in the wee small hours; no toothsome tourists out wandering and wasted, all ripe and untasted and wondering blearily where the hell they were. The whole world had sunk at last into longed-for slumber and Spike felt himself the only wakeful creature left with unfinished business to attend to.

 

He tried not to think about Drusilla lying shackled to a bed on the other side of town. She was probably awake by now. If she were sensible of her surroundings she would be thoroughly confused and perfectly furious. And perhaps afraid. Likely struggling to be free and biting through the makeshift gag as the cuffs rattled against the headboard. Desperate to do the witches’ bidding.

 

If this woman were trifling with him he would strangle her with her own entrails.

 

He took the stairs carefully, wary of creaking boards and listening for any alteration to the rhythmic palpitation of the sleeping Watchers’ hearts. Their quiet pulses continued unperturbed as he ascended and in no time at all Spike was prowling through the dark rooms of the first floor. The layout was just as Gwendolyn Post had described it.

 

Spike’s heightened sense of smell had no trouble picking out her room and the door gave at his light touch. Unlocked. No surprise there – say what you would, the woman was no amateur. She would have left no trace of her treachery for the good Council folk to find and likely nothing of use to Spike, but his curiosity was aroused and he took a moment to look around the room. It was as impersonal as any hotel room, although she claimed to have been living there for the best part of a year. Certainly it was thoroughly impregnated with her scent; the imprint of her fingers on door handles and window sills had imbued their surfaces with oils too faint for human noses and the bouquet of her sweat and sex and secrets still clung to the fabrics and lingered around the innocent bookshelves. She had not been here for a week or more. He trod carefully, listening to the even breathing of the girl in the room across the hallway, and fingered the decorative knickknacks and gimcrack jewellery lying in apparent disarray on a shelf. His eye was caught by a pretty ball of blown glass hanging from a cord beside the window and he plucked it down and pocketed it automatically; always a magpie for his girl. Slid open drawers and rummaged stealthily through the wardrobe but found nothing more interesting than knickers from Marks and Spencers.

 

This wasn’t getting him anywhere; and it certainly wasn’t getting him any closer to the damned book. He dismissed the room and left it behind, heading up to the second floor in search of Gwen Post’s prize and Drusilla’s disenchantment.

 

Petr Soucek’s door wasn’t locked. A trusting bunch, these Watchers; placed a touching faith in their demon-repulsing spells and the traditional rules against vampires. Weren’t counting on one of their own extending an open invitation to the big bad wolf. 

 

Spike pushed the door gently and was rewarded with the very faintest of creaks; unfortunately this was enough to jar Mr Soucek into wakefulness and Spike was obliged to cross the distance to the bed in the few seconds before the human had settled into full consciousness. He straddled the Watcher with a snarl, trapping the man’s hands by his sides and cutting off the astounded Czech expletives by applying one firm hand to the warm throat and squeezing. Hard. Alternating bars of moonlight and shadow cast by the blinds crosshatched the bed, severing their tangled bodies into stripes. Petr Soucek’s bulging eyes stared helplessly up at the vampire from a colourless island of terrified skin, separated from the silent scream of his gaping mouth by a slice of darkness that neatly erased the plump jowls and twice-broken nose.

 

Spike leaned forward until his unrising chest rested on the man’s upper body and his goat-yellow eyes smiled at the Watcher from only a few inches away. He pressed a friendly kiss onto the unseen nose and then nipped off the tip with a clean little snap. The Watcher jerked beneath him in sudden pain and Spike rocked with him, stroking the short grey hair with his free hand and lapping idly at the wound while the man whimpered with shock.

 

“There, there, mate, no need to make a scene,” Spike said pleasantly in Czech. “You just keep nice and quiet and I won’t bite anything else. I’m sure you don’t want to be the Czech Republic’s answer to John Wayne Bobbit, now, do you?”

 

After a moment he released his grip on the man’s jugular and felt the lungs inflate at once. Spike laid a warning finger firmly over the parted lips and was pleased to find Soucek didn’t shout or scream after all.

 

“Good lad! Now, on to business.  The secret writings of John Dee and Thomas Kelley – just hand them over and I’ll be on my merry way.”

 

There was an expectant pause and when the Watcher remained stubbornly silent Spike sighed.

 

“Come on, mate, Dee and Kelly? Mysteries revealed to them by Uriel and Madimi? Written around 1585, I think she said; brimming with brimstone and bedknobs and broomsticks, all that kind of thing. You know the one I mean.”

 

Petr Soucek continued to bleed quietly and uncommunicatively. They were all just bloody well determined to make his life more difficult, as if he didn’t already have enough to worry about. Bastards.

 

“Fine then. We’ll do it the hard way.”

 

*

 

The girl was awake.

 

He had been conscious of her scent as soon as he stepped into the hallway. He’d been peripherally aware of the modulated throb of her pulse as Petr Soucek slipped out of life, hamstrung and blinded and bleeding from countless cuts. Even as the pain-quickened patter of his frantic heart grew fainter and fainter and faded into death Spike was still aware of the living girl downstairs. He sensed the sudden syncopation when the sleeping Watcher woke and he heard the quiet fall of her sleepy slippered feet as she rose and made her way down to the kitchen.

 

Spike paused at the top of the staircase and considered his alternatives, licking Petr’s blood fastidiously from fingers white as bread. He glanced down at the book, which had been under nothing more complicated than a simple invisibility spell. Soucek had taken quite a lot of persuading to render it visible, but Spike could be exceptionally persuasive when necessary.

 

It was an unremarkable looking volume, considering all the fuss that was going into getting it. The leather, as far as he could ascertain, was just ordinary leather; not the flayed skin of a virgin or preserved dragonhide, nothing fancy like that. No gold or iron bindings either. Just a book, when all was said and done, with its fragile pages guarded from deterioration by a standard little cantrip, if the faint stink of civet and sage was any indication. He didn’t know and he didn’t care what she wanted it for, just so long as she could undo the wretched witches’ mojo. On the other hand he really didn’t like having her hold all the cards like this, because she was clearly no more trustworthy than he was himself. She’d make a very good vampire, this Gwendolyn Post. He’d take great delight in the look on her face just before she exploded into ashes.

 

After a little thought he ghosted down the staircase to the first floor, unfastening shirt buttons with one hand. Listened to the hiss of water gushing from a tap downstairs and hitting glass, the quality of the sound shifting as the volume increased. Spike moved silently to Mrs Post’s empty room and waited until he heard the girl turn off the tap, then opened the door loudly. Sensed rather than heard her pause downstairs. Strode cheerfully over the polished wood and descended the final flight of stairs with a spring in his step and a lascivious gleam in his eye.

 

He was yawning a little theatrically as he reached the threshold of the kitchen, the book of magic tucked casually in his armpit, and he made a point of looking thoroughly surprised to find the kitchen inhabited. Even managed a dash of embarrassment, although it was a stretch, when he met Martina Ruzitckova’s narrowed grey eyes. Took in the tousled brown bob and the imprint of a crumpled pillow creasing her right cheek; noted the delicate beginnings of crow’s feet framing her gaze. A small woman in her late 20s, limbs rounded from the sedentary life of a scholar; the very epitome of unthreatening girlishness in too-large striped blue pyjamas clearly designed for a man. Slippers embroidered with daisies. Her features weren’t especially pretty but she was not unattractive, and her eyes positively shone with keen intelligence. Which was fine by Spike: intellectuals were often the easiest ones to manipulate.

 

She had heard him galumphing down the stairs and the utter lack of concealment, in conjunction with his dishevelled appearance, had already done a lot to allay her qualms. Her expression was quizzical but unafraid as she leaned back against the counter and sipped at the glass of water she’d come seeking; but Spike noticed that this Watcher had pulled a knife from one of the drawers, and was still holding it casually in her other hand. A glint of silver against her collarbone; a cross dangling between her breasts under the cotton, he’d wager. Hardly a great threat to a vampire like Spike, this girl, but he was hoping for a little fun and – more to the point – more information about Mrs Post and these blasted witches. This would take delicate handling.

 

“Sorry! We didn’t wake you, did we?” he exclaimed in English, all roguish charm and chiselled cheekbones. “I mean, uh…prominte? Ahoj…um…mluvite anglicky?” he took a perverse delight in pronouncing the words in an accent thicker than boarding school custard, as his countrymen were wont to do with any tongue but their own, and watched more of the traces of mistrust melt away from her bare face. Let her think him a fool.

 

“A little. And you are…?”

 

“Blake,” he improvised cheerfully. “I’m a friend of Gwenny’s. Mrs Post’s.”

 

“A friend,” she repeated, glancing at his hastily-mussed hair and half-exposed chest and raising one eyebrow. “I didn’t hear you come in. I haven’t seen Gwendolyn for days.”