miraculous!

I got email from Janna today to tell me that the Miracle Ass Cream was working, even before I've received it. Apparently, it shrank my ass so small that she couldn't see me when she was expecting me to bring Jonah for a check up at 10:30 tis morning.

The funny thing is that, at just about that time, something on tv was about how important it is to know your kids' heights and weights in case they go missing, and I was thinking that it was good that Jonah had a check up coming soon, because I'd have updated figures.

Oops. Sorry.