things my mama told me

In IM tonight, my mom said the following, in response to recent blog entries:

1. if julie tells you to jump off the brooklyn bridge does that mean you have to do it???

2. these creams have been around for quite a while and they do not work unless you stop eating and execise 26 hours a day.

3. can you afford that many bottles of the stuff?????????

See that last one? Now you all know that my snarkiness is not my fault! It's either nature, a genetic mutation like double-jointedness or webbed feet, or, more likely, given the evidence above, it's nurture.

I know which one I'm betting on.

And, yes, if Julie suggested a swan dive off the Brooklyn Bridge, I'd likely do it. I am, as evidenced earlier today, a mere disciple.

Posted by volfie at May 22, 2003 10:33 PM