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Day before yesterday, my Miracle Ass Cream arrived. Yesterday, I excitedly slathered it all over my butt and thighs. This morning, I awoke to a big red Miracle Rash.
The good news is that it goes very nicely with my 1,187 mosuito bites.
There is not one inch of me that doesn't itch.
Posted by volfie at June 6, 2003 06:56 AMReally? So return it. I didn't have any reaction like that so I would have thought you wouldn't either. Bummer.
Posted by: delegatrix on June 6, 2003 08:51 AM[this is a placeholder for the post i was going to make about the miracle ass cream, but decided i was too kind a person to write.]
Posted by: julie on June 6, 2003 09:55 AMaiiiiie! Yikes! I think it's a miracle you are still sane, but then I do not deal well with itching.
Posted by: Cori on June 6, 2003 03:52 PM