a little glimpse of me

July 21, 2003

a contest!

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Can anyone tell whose celebrity bikini wedgie this is purported to be? In the spirit of fair play, I offer these two hints:

1. The spine of a healthy person should not, and I mean should not, protrude like that!

2. I experienced a truly passionate schadenfreude moment when I realized that even an ass that skinny has cellulite on it when left unretouched, not only the asses belonging to me, my friends, my family members, and everyone else on the planet over the age of 17.

Speaking of asses, you know what I hate about mine? It's flat. No matter how bloody big it gets, it always looks like I've backed into a window. Now you know.

Posted by volfie at July 21, 2003 02:27 PM
Comments

Is it Demi "This 40 yr old bod cost me 40K" Moore or Angelina "I'm not bisexual but I do women" Jolie"?

Posted by: delegatrix on July 21, 2003 05:17 PM

nope. neither one.

Posted by: terry on July 21, 2003 05:22 PM

glad lisa guessed demi, because that would have been my first guess. tell me it's not liz "marilyn monroe was a big fat cow" hurley.

Posted by: julie on July 21, 2003 06:20 PM

nope! think "emaciated." imagine that the collarbones look much like the spine.

Posted by: terry on July 21, 2003 06:31 PM

courteney cox?

Posted by: julie on July 21, 2003 06:37 PM

we have a winner!! see the rest of these magnificent photos, including one of her bending over in which her spine looks like the loch ness monster, at http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/oops38/oops_courtney_cox168.html.

Posted by: terry on July 21, 2003 06:45 PM

D'oh! I was gonna guess her when I got home, after thinking about it in the car!

Posted by: delegatrix on July 21, 2003 07:22 PM

it was the "emaciated" that did it. lord, she is one scary mammajamma.

Posted by: julie on July 21, 2003 07:23 PM
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