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Everyone who has ever forwarded me anything knows how violently opposed I am to internet humor. But once in a while...
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."Meanwhile, in other humor news, Andrew is obsessed with the commercials for Cialis, a new erectile dysfunction medication. The part that's tickling his funny bone is the list of possible unpleasant side effects, which apparently can include anything from a headache and a stuffy nose to an erection lasting more than four hours, for which emergency room treatment is recommended. Andrew says that a four-hour erection sounds painful, indeed, and that his longest erection was one whole math period in 8th grade when Russet Lederman wore a new sweater.*He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered,
"Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.
*ed: That's a punch line, not the gospel truth.
Lisa loves the part that Cialis shouldn't be used with alcohol. They couldn't get "not to be used with beer goggles" past the legal department.
The Levitra ads are also kinda, um, cute, what with the football players saying "stay *in* the game" and the wonderfully unsubtle flaming vagina logo.
Posted by: ziggy on February 25, 2004 10:22 AMWe like the part in the Levitra ad where, post-medication, the guy can throw the football *right through the hole* of the tire.
Posted by: terry on February 25, 2004 11:38 AMHave you seen the one where hordes of middle aged paunchy men run out of their houses and start dancing in the streets? It's set to Queen's "We are the champions" and it's way funny.
Except, of course, I don't remember which ED drug it's for!
Posted by: betsy on February 25, 2004 05:52 PM