ill legal disclaimer

For those of you reading along, yes, I did call Whitney Houston a crack whore in the previous post. But then I had this weird daydream in which her manager or her cousin or something saw it and called her and she sicced her legal eagles on me, suing me for slander or libel or defamation or whatever, freeing my children from the burden of studying for final exams, and rendering me homeless.

So I edited it.

Whitney, if you're looking, I don't really think you are a crack whore, but you do pretty much look like a rich one these days.

Posted by volfie at March 17, 2004 02:52 PM