a little glimpse of me

March 26, 2004

the news: it's all bad

Nothing good in the news today...

First, I have to worry that, if I move to Georgia, I can't get my labia pierced.

Next, the Senate has apparently decided that fetuses are people, at least during the commission of a crime, which makes me wonder how long until they're people during the commission of a medical procedure.

Then, I have to worry about Tom Cruise, who is apparently in the midst of some L. Ron Hubbard-fueled housekeeping frenzy and has broken up with Penelope Cruz and dumped his long-time publicist, all in one month.

And finally there's this.

I can barely speak.

Posted by volfie at March 26, 2004 01:19 PM
Comments

Everything is better with Jerry Orbach. Case in point: "Dirty Dancing."

Posted by: Amy on March 27, 2004 12:36 AM

Amy, keep an eye out for this to show up on your local PBS station. It is *fabulous*, and has great (great!) footage of Jerry Orbach. Did you know that he has been part of more Broadway performances than any other living actor? I didn't. And, as for another case in point, see also: Lumiere.

Posted by: terry on March 27, 2004 07:21 AM

I didn't know he'd done ANY Broadway until the, um, True Hollywood Story on DD. He's the coolest.

Posted by: Amy on March 28, 2004 12:23 AM
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