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I have another new phrase for us all today, and I love it. It's shamelessly stolen from a clip of Janeane Garafaolo that I saw this weekend.
First, you should know this: I swear a lot, and I have a fondness for vulgar penis-talk. I'm sure that this horrifies my parents to learn, but it's true. I prefer the phrase "pain in the balls" to "pain in the ass," and I think that there are times that "dicksizing" is just the verb I need.
I once had a friend stop speaking to me because I told him to suck my dick. Probably I shouldn't have done that, but believe me when I tell you that, even though I don't remember what led up to it, I'm sure he had it coming. In fact, he has it coming again! If I ran into him on the street today, I'd tell him the same thing. (ed: Blair, whose last name has been edited at his request, if you google yourself and end up here, [well, we've all seen it and know what it said].)
So then, imagine my mirth when the joke ended with someone being referred to as low man on the scrotum pole.
How funny is that? Let's all try to make sure we say it sometime soon.
Posted by volfie at April 26, 2004 08:49 AMI think "blow me" is the greatest come back in the world. I use it, especially with my inner voice, but sometimes with my public voice, too.
Posted by: delegatrix on April 26, 2004 08:56 AMI think I remember exactly what led up to this fight - it happened shortly after I moved to Manhattan when you were still on St. Marks. Blair blew off a party of yours to trick.
Posted by: Alan on April 26, 2004 08:55 PM"dicksizing"... I like it, but will you use it in a sentence for me so I can use it appropriately?
Posted by: cybrsane on April 27, 2004 09:55 AM"first, the guy in the red shirt was talking about his high school camaro that could go 100 mph without breaking a sweat. then the guy in the blue shirt was going on and on about the corvette e used to have that didn't shimmy until 110. finally, the guy in the yellow shirt talked about how he was an arbitrager, and got a huge bonus this year and bought himself a boxster that could travel at the speed of light. at this point, my eyes were glazed over from all the dicksizing." it's all about a bunch of guys ramming their heads together and posturing to determine who has the biggest, most swingingest dick.
Posted by: terry on April 27, 2004 10:12 AMUm, guilty . I brag about my camaro too. Is there a term for female dicksizing?
Posted by: cybrsane on April 27, 2004 03:45 PMoh, women can dicksize, too! I know this because, in fact, it's *mine* that's the biggest and swingingest!
Posted by: terry on April 27, 2004 03:47 PMI thought when women engaged in dicksizing they were , um, sizing up their, um, partners? You know, really dicksizing. :-)
Posted by: delegatrix on April 27, 2004 09:50 PMWho did I trick with and how could I have missed a party for it when I most likely would've gotten my cock sucked AT the party. See, I like to use the word "Cock." So, kindly suck my cock, but tell me who you are...:)
Posted by: Blair Schulman on May 27, 2004 09:32 PM