January 02, 2004

Shifting Dynamic Equilibria

That's a fancy way of saying that when I knock back three or four cans of diet Barq's a day, the point of my left eyetooth gets a little antsy and those big old bottom right fillings start to creak. Switch to water and brush every night with the virulently fluoridated special toothpaste, and everything qiuets down again.

Who knew my mouth was such a complicated mechanism. (I mean, I knew it was broken, but I didn't really know it was complicated.)

Posted by wallich at January 2, 2004 03:48 PM
Comments

"Virulently" fluoridated? No wonder the cats are acting funny; you have contagious highly-reactive minerals in da house. Try switching to decaf.

Posted by: paul at January 2, 2004 03:53 PM

it feels like my top teeth have expanded, i have a slit overbite now,also my bottom teeth feel like they curved in ? any logical reason?

Posted by: kevin mcmullan at June 21, 2005 01:00 PM