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There's no need to fear the chicken man. He kills chickens, not
little boys and girls. Of course, small, scrawny children, those
with the proverbial "chicken-neck" do run the risk of being
mistaken for chickens; the chicken man is
notoriously nearsighted. But we need the poultry, so we look the
other way. Heh heh. | Shapes Ed Haber  A cactus  |
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Cactus is not a vegetable; it is really a hydrocephalous
mammalo-reptilian, which arrived from Plutron in 6,000 BC and
forced the Egyptians to build the pyramids. Cactus
also released several albums in the early 1970s, but they weren't
much good. They spent some dismal days touring fern bars with The
Conifers. Attempts to re-form the band years later under the
moniker Smudgy Inkfoot and his Newsboy Band ended in substance
abuse, bankruptcy and cannibalism.
was standing on the beach with some of his friends one day when he saw a giant tomato. |
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